Exorcise Your Rights-Vote For BOSSY!

Your JoeRecruiter just got Epiphanized, and man, did it hurt. This happens with surprising regularity, so you would think that your JoeRec would be used to it by now, but you would be wrong. On the other hand, you would think that, by now, you would used to being wrong as often as you are, and yet, you are not. See, the Universe, oddly enough, balances itself out.

The topic of today's Sermon is: Vote for BOSSY. Let Joe Explain. But First, go get a cup of coffee. A BIIIIIIG cup of coffee. This is a long sermon. If it were printed on paper, many trees would die. Many trees will die anyway, but that is a topic for another day. Joe will wait. Please, enjoy the festive music . . . . . . . . . . . . .hmm, hmm . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . la la la la la. . . . . . . . .sowing the seeds. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . shape of my. . . . . . . . . . .back so soon? Oh, thank [diety]! Or not, as you will.

OK. Here we go. Someone, Joe knows not whom, and cannot be bothered to find out, came up with an award, which Joe was NOT invited to participate in, can you believe it? Joe neither. Anyway, Joe's new favourite person EVER, BOSSY, is a FINALIST! YAY!

Her name is BOSSY! She Rocks! So, take your stylish butt (not as Stylish as Joe's, but, hey, who said life is fair? Not Joe.) to http://www.iambossy.com/ and READ, for once in your totally misspent life, then, click on the link and VOTE FOR BOSSY!

For the record, this is not logrolling. Joe isn't even getting paid, or nothin'! Joe knows! How crazy is that! How many exclamation points can you put in a single posting?! What's the record?! Is double punctuation even legal?! The mind reels!

And yes, again, for the record (by the way, does anyone know what "for the record" means? Joe means, outside of a courtroom, which, Joe is very unreliably informed, is what it's saposta mean) Joe has clearly heard the wailing of the masses, and is trying Trying TRYING to get more postings up and out, but, you know, it's not as easy as you might think.

Recruiting is recruiting, but posting is, you know, actual WORK. Joe doesn't have a mouse sitting on his head, or anything, telling him what to write. Joe has to actually do all this stuff by himself. And he has to be conscious, the whole time. Joe doesn't think you appreciate how hard that actually is.

There's a lot more whine left, but Joe has to go. Junior Partner is on the phone. You remember Junior Partner don't you? For you newbies, let Joe introduce. Crowd, Junior Partner. Junior Partner, Crowd. Junior Partner is muy excitato (are those actual words?). After twisting Joe's arm (i.e. dislocating a shoulder or two), she has managed to secure a promise of a week's stay in La Ciudad Las Vegas de La Nevada de La Casinos de La Strip y Los Shows y Los Joe's Dinero en Todo Con Mucho Drinks y Fiestas y No Sueno y Mucho Fatigado para Joe. First Class.

Joe don't wanna talk about it. Joe only wanna say, could somebody, anybody, PLEASE, Joe's begging you, storm out of the Partner's meeting, and say "I'm LEAVING!!" Pretty, Pretty Please?

Love Your Recruiter!



JoeRecruiter

p.s. Joe without a manicure is an ugly, UGLY picture. . .Joe's just saying.

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